My "Art" Illustrations, animations, memes, and photoshops that are almost good enough for me to leave off the quotation marks when I call them "art." I'm Champion of 2009's National College Comedy Competition (film category) for an animation I made, and in 2008 I was runner-up for a different animation I made. I guess I'm pretty good at art aside from that time I accidentally appreciated a real drinking fountain in the abstract art section of the museum.
A Conversation Between an Iceberg And a Boat
How to Tell if You Were Victim of a Hate-Haunting
Ever Wonder Why You Haven't Seen Him in a While?
If you've ever wondered why air guitar isn't more popular.
Neckbeard Basement Escape (game)
After wasting his entire youth on eBaum's World, this neckbeard has finally decided to leave his house. Help him escape from the depths of his mom's basement in this point-and-click adventure. Written by Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias, and Miles K.
All New Ideas Are Mashups of Old Ideas For example...
Then Luigi thought a Goomba was a 1Up and ate it.
I hope this doesn't ruin your childhood or something.
I wanna actually make this comic someday.
I wanna actually make a fashion blog someday.
In Bizarro World...
Cacti are inhospitable plants in every way.
Hard work has its punishments if you're a fucking idiot.
Don't sell your games to Gamestop.
Canceled Real Quick.
Coffee before beer, your bowels will clear.
This is how my mom pronounces it.
Introducing Some Crappy Thing Called "Airtime" (video)
Airtime is the new online utility to revolutionize the way you use Skype. Have you heard about it? Neither did I until I saw this video. Written by Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias, and Miles K.
Inspired by Tenderloin, SF.
Snorlax relationships be like...
There are less popular nogs.
Few have broken through this name's glass ceiling.
Only public schools accepted this lunch idea.
Yes, I also thought of the dirtier pun.
Video games, behind the scenes.
It's what my first thought would have been.
Not EVERYBODY loved that song.
Oops, typo again.
Things NOT to do in Other Countries.
What would you do?