My "Art" Illustrations, animations, memes, and photoshops that are almost good enough for me to leave off the quotation marks when I call them "art." I'm Champion of 2009's National College Comedy Competition (film category) for an animation I made, and in 2008 I was runner-up for a different animation I made. I guess I'm pretty good at art aside from that time I accidentally appreciated a real drinking fountain in the abstract art section of the museum.

 

A Conversation Between an Iceberg And a Boat

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Mario Soccer IRL 
It'd be rad if the game used more realistic graphics. So I Photoshopped it into existence.

 

How to Tell if You Were Victim of a Hate-Haunting 
racist-ghost

 

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Fall Fashion Tips That Couldn't Help (video)
It's a good time to get fashion-ready for fall! But watch this instead.

 

Ever Wonder Why You Haven't Seen Him in a While? 
BUGS-bunny-meth

 
 

Last-Minute Head Shot

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What to do With Your Dead Body 
You're dead. Now all that's left is to figure out what to do with your rotting carcass.

 

#useful 
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Ricky Martin Where He Does Not Belong 
What's 90s Latin pop sensation Ricky Martin doing there??

 

If you've ever wondered why air guitar isn't more popular. 
air-guitar-signed

 

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Neckbeard Basement Escape (game)
After wasting his entire youth on eBaum's World, this neckbeard has finally decided to leave his house. Help him escape from the depths of his mom's basement in this point-and-click adventure. Written by Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias, and Miles K.

 

All New Ideas Are Mashups of Old Ideas For example...
curious-george-bath-salts

 
 

Then Luigi thought a Goomba was a 1Up and ate it.
mushroom-crazy

 

Classic Books Retitled as Clickbait 
What if the current titling fad was also the historic tradition?

 

I hope this doesn't ruin your childhood or something. 
blow-me

 
 

"Toasted."
toaster-finished

 

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Sometimes (video)
Starbucks purchased an animation of mine.

 

I wanna actually make this comic someday. 
jarfist

 
 

I wanna actually make a fashion blog someday. 
how-to-be-fashionable-3

 

No BS Postcards 
Some vacation postcards to let everyone know you made a horrible mistake.

 

The Betties. 
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In Bizarro World...
john-goodman-finished

 

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Carrier Pigeons (video)
I was winner of the Microsoft "Share Your Stuff" funny film competition!

 

Cacti are inhospitable plants in every way. 
cactus-fingernail

 
 

Hard work has its punishments if you're a fucking idiot. 
edible-underwear-edited

 
 

Oops, typo. 
smeagol-finished

 

North Korean Facts 
(Approved by North Korean Government)

 

Don't sell your games to Gamestop.
gamestop-finished

 

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A Cartoon by Jesse Fernandez (video)
I'm winner of the National College Comedy Competition (Film Category).

 

A thing I wrote and photoshopped knowing eBaum's users would be devastated.
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Canceled Real Quick.
whoopi-goldberg

 

Amino Acids Related to Tryptophan 
Enough of your dumb uncle dusting off the old, wrong tryptophan fact every Thanksgiving. Hit him back with your own wrong facts.

 

Coffee before beer, your bowels will clear.
coffee-and-beer

 
 

This is how my mom pronounces it.
bear-rack-obama

 

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Introducing Some Crappy Thing Called "Airtime" (video)
Airtime is the new online utility to revolutionize the way you use Skype. Have you heard about it? Neither did I until I saw this video. Written by Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias, and Miles K.

 

Inspired by Tenderloin, SF.
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Snorlax relationships be like...
snorlax-dating-problems

 
 

There are less popular nogs.
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Few have broken through this name's glass ceiling.
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Only public schools accepted this lunch idea.
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"Dead Island" Review (video)
I made this animation for Bing. I don't know why they wanted it to be about the game, "Dead Island," but money is money is money.

 

Yes, I also thought of the dirtier pun.
jackson-jacksoff

 
 

Video games, behind the scenes.
donkey-kong

 
 

It's what my first thought would have been.
spiderman-coloblind

 

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Quiz: What Kind of eBaum's User Are You? (quiz)
Find out officially what kind of eBaum's World user you are. Written by Jesse Fernandez, Jesse Elias, and Miles K.

 

Not EVERYBODY loved that song.
gollum-signed

 
 

Oops, typo again.
flock-of-segals

 
 

Things NOT to do in Other Countries.
things-to-not-do-in-another-country

 
 

What would you do?
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