Jesse dances around social norms in an unpredictable gait, delivering punchlines that sweep you off your feet when you least expect it and kiss you passionately on the lips. His jokes are light but have a tinge of gravity, like tendrils of steam rising from a sexy Russian sauna patron.


Why Does Gary Busey Want to Beat Me Up?
These are the events that led to an epic feud between a guy who Gary Busey hadn't heard of and Gary Busey, who probably won't remember any events from that day at all.


Jesse Amazingly Astounds At Stand-Up Comedy
Evidence that Jesse Fernandez committed murder at Cobb's Comedy Club on 2/24/16.


Jesse Dazzlingly Outwits a Drunken Heckler
Hecklers are annoying. They don't let me do the jokes I want to do. So I treat them badly. 1,800,000 views.


Jesse Smoothly Handles a Chatty Crowd
They wanted to participate all night, so I let them and then moved on. No biggie.


What's The Worst Time to Get Stabbed?
Pat and I explain the least opportune time to be punctured with a knife, and then we throw in some impressions for good measure.


The #1 Rule For Comedians Is NOT Timing
It's not timing. It's...