The Impossible Escape From The Pit Of The Guilty

Sorry about the loading time. It's a big image. Please distract yourself by placing your fingers on your head and massaging your scalp while imagining yourself relaxing on a grassy hill under the shade of a friendly tree. Perfect weather. What could go wrong? — Hey, is that a fresh turnip?! What are the chances your favorite food would be right here??? As you take a bite out of your new turnip, which tastes somewhere between incredibly delicious and divinely scrumptious, you hear people yelling in the distance. They're heading straight for you. That's weird. They couldn't have found out about your super secret identity, could they? Suddenly, you black out and — Oh I think the image is done loading. Enjoy!